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{"type":"standard","title":"Miss Chinese Toronto Pageant","displaytitle":"Miss Chinese Toronto Pageant","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q10932432","titles":{"canonical":"Miss_Chinese_Toronto_Pageant","normalized":"Miss Chinese Toronto Pageant","display":"Miss Chinese Toronto Pageant"},"pageid":6416879,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/eb/Miss_Chinese_Toronto_Pageant_logo.png","width":281,"height":355},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/eb/Miss_Chinese_Toronto_Pageant_logo.png","width":281,"height":355},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285364382","tid":"1c49f4ad-1842-11f0-82e8-caca551bcc19","timestamp":"2025-04-13T08:34:27Z","description":"Canadian beauty pageant","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Chinese_Toronto_Pageant","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Chinese_Toronto_Pageant?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Chinese_Toronto_Pageant?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Miss_Chinese_Toronto_Pageant"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Chinese_Toronto_Pageant","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Miss_Chinese_Toronto_Pageant","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Chinese_Toronto_Pageant?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Miss_Chinese_Toronto_Pageant"}},"extract":"The Miss Chinese Toronto Pageant (多倫多華裔小姐競選), also known as MCTP, and formerly known as the Greater Toronto Chinese Pageant prior to 1999, is an annual beauty pageant organized by Fairchild TV that selects Toronto's representative for the annual Miss Chinese International Pageant, held in Hong Kong, organized by TVB. It is unrelated to the now-discontinued Miss Chinese Scarborough Pageant which was also hosted in the same region. The current Miss Chinese Toronto is Juvally Chan (陳靖如), winner of the 2024 pageant.","extract_html":"
The Miss Chinese Toronto Pageant (多倫多華裔小姐競選), also known as MCTP, and formerly known as the Greater Toronto Chinese Pageant prior to 1999, is an annual beauty pageant organized by Fairchild TV that selects Toronto's representative for the annual Miss Chinese International Pageant, held in Hong Kong, organized by TVB. It is unrelated to the now-discontinued Miss Chinese Scarborough Pageant which was also hosted in the same region. The current Miss Chinese Toronto is Juvally Chan (陳靖如), winner of the 2024 pageant.
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