{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
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{"fact":"Baking chocolate is the most dangerous chocolate to your cat.","length":61}
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{"fact":"British cat owners spend roughly 550 million pounds yearly on cat food.","length":71}
{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
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