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Bill Mosby was a portrait artist and an important American teacher of fine arts.
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Floridean starch is a type of a storage glucan found in glaucophytes and in red algae, in which it is usually the primary sink for fixed carbon from photosynthesis. It is found in grains or granules in the cell's cytoplasm and is composed of an α-linked glucose polymer with a degree of branching intermediate between amylopectin and glycogen, though more similar to the former. The polymers that make up floridean starch are sometimes referred to as \"semi-amylopectin\".
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John Thomas Barnett was an American colonel in the Spanish–American War. A graduate of the West Point Class of 1878, Barnett had a short-lived career within the Regular Army as he succumbed to illness but re-enlisted to command the 159th Indiana Infantry Regiment.
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