{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}
{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy. Cats will also purr loudly when they are distressed or in pain.","length":117}
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{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s hearing is better than a dog\u2019s. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.","length":119}
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{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
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{"fact":"Today there are about 100 distinct breeds of the domestic cat.","length":62}
{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy and healthy - some cats will purr loudly when they are terrified or in pain.","length":129}
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