{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
{"fact":"Blue-eyed, white cats are often prone to deafness.","length":50}
{"fact":"Cats are the world's most popular pets, outnumbering dogs by as many as three to one","length":84}
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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
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